I like my women the way I like my...


Obeliskos

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This is a simple yet extraordinarily fun (if done right) forum game.

Each post is done in two parts - response and suggestion. I'll show an example.

First word: tea
I like my women the way I like my tea: hot and sweet.
fruit
Now get cracking, lads! Next word is fruit.
 

ToxicShock

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my fruit: juicy and seeded

shoes
 

Incubus

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my shoes: always ready to take me inside them and be tied up.

String
 

OAMP

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I like my women the way I like my shoes: always ready to take me inside them and be tied up.

String
I like my women the way I like my string: Easy to tie around my little finger.

Bacon
 

the_taken

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I like my women the way I like my bacon: Fattening.

Butter
 

Hentaispider

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Soft?

I like my women like I like my salt
 

GargantuaBlarg

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I like my women like I like my salt: A little rough, made on the beach, and, in too high quantities, liable to give me a stroke.


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I like my women the way I like my rocket launchers: When I press everything just right they explode and scream loudly.

Phones
 

Hentaispider

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I like my women like I like my rocket launchers: light.

spiders
 

ToxicShock

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I like my women the way I like my phones, shock-proof and close to my mouth?

I like my women the way I like my spiders, easy to feed and with no hair. -actually true :) the spider part I mean


hand
 

Hentaispider

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(damn, took me too long to answer the rocket launcher. Of course, after all the time I had to spend with them, it's hard to find any redeeming qualities)

I like my women like I like my hand: dextrous.

sin
 

ToxicShock

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Aww I have two for this and I can't tell which is good.

I like my women like I like my sin: lustful and follows me into the confessional booth.... or just gluttonous.

guitar
 

Hentaispider

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I like my women like I like my guitar: feels good in my lap and easy to get it to make the right sounds.

radar
 

the_taken

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May 5, 2009
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I like my women the way I like my Radar. Keeping me informed of everything that's up in the air.

Catapults
 

ToxicShock

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I like my women the way I like my catapults: cupping my large balls until the last appropriate second.

webcams
 

GargantuaBlarg

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Hmm.

Like like my women like I like my webcams - mountable and on the computer?

Lampshade.
 

the_taken

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I like my woman the way I like my lampshade: Covering my 'light bulb'.

Mangoes
 

GargantuaBlarg

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I like my women like I like my mangoes. Tropical, juicy, and colorful.

Fishtank.
 

ToxicShock

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I like my women like I like my fishtanks; mouthsucked clean

nights
 

Hentaispider

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I like my women like I like my nights: hot and sweaty

trashcan